thats why her hair is so big
its full of plot devices
i want an internet hug but in real life
a real hug
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
This is a perfect gif.
This is the first HD gif I’ve seen!
why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard
some people look at a box and say ew a box
gorl i look at that shit and say ooh a scarf
ooh a sweater
ooh some pasties
its called fashion look it up
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
omfg im in the train and here is a group of hipster girls and one of them literally just said “yolo is from star wars” im crying
Han Yolo shot first.
May the Swag be with you
My banana looks like Matt Smith
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.